Monday, August 2, 2010

Celibacy Is A Spiritual Gift or If Chuck Norris Got Married, I Should Too.


To My Future Wife,
wherever you are and whatever your name is,
here's a few things on my mind:

Does this picture give you a sense of peace, inspiration, freedom, adventure, or, all of the above? I've cherished this picture since I was a freshman in High School.



I hope you like music because I'm trying to be an awesome musician.
I hope you like ping pong because seminarians are suppose to be good at that. I guess you don't have to play ping pong, but like watching ping pong, at least, me playing it.
Seminary...I hope you don't mind if (ugh...when) I become a pastor.

I hope you can tolerate awkwardness because many...many (unfortunately I'll have to add another 'many'), many times I'll try and be funny or cast a joke from the left field and, to my demise, fail epically.

I hope I can make you laugh.

I hope I don't regret publicly posting this on my blogspot.